Crime & Punishment

Where the Punishment always Exceeds the Crime.

 What will you witness when you invite Crime & Punishment to your Kingdom?

 You will meet the Sheriff, the Dungeon Master, and the Chief Administrator of Torture who dish out their own special brand of punishment. Those charged with crimes against the realm are brought before this “trio of torture” who attempt to extract a confession but only manage to torture each other with spikes, broken glass, concrete blocks, swords, and a whole lot more. The final “execution” has to be seen to be believed.

The only screams you will hear are those of laughter!  You never knew torture could be such fun!

Who is this "Trio of Torture"?

  -The Sheriff-

" The details of my former life are inconsequential." But now that you've asked...

I gave up my life as a cooper, as this was much less violent than I first anticipated. So I went into the trade of the sausage-maker. This too proved to be too tame.  There was only one thing left for me to do - become the most feared, the most dreaded, the most vile haberdasher of them all............ Oh then I got to be sheriff. The position was offered to me after the late King bought one of my hats. Now the rest is history. Along with my childhood friend and accomplice, Scroggins, we travel the world exhibiting our own brand of Crime and Punishment. Follow the screams and the sounds of the whips back to the Dungeon, we call HOME.

-Felonious J. Scroggins-

Born to parents unknown, I was left at the door step of the local cooper at age 10 after my first wife died under mysterious circumstances. It was there that I first became acquainted with "Stinky", or the Sheriff as he now likes to be called. Together we would engage in the usual boyhood pranks. Burning neighboring villages, assassinations, you know, the typical boyhood fun! It was during one of these outings where I "met" my second wife, who also died under mysterious circumstances. Together with my first wife's half brother, Murken, I went to Spain where there was some "unpleasantness" so we were forced to return, and the good Sheriff gave me the job of Dungeon Master, (after the former died under mysterious circumstances.)

-Murken-

I really like soup... soup and hairdressing.... No not hairdressing... what do you call it when you have that thing next to the other thing that has the stuff on top... well I like that too... and soup.  My parents were furriers and wig makers who named their most popular wig after their first born son, Murken.  After my half sister died under  mysterious circumstances Scroggins and I left for lands beyond my small village. No good soup was found. I had a fondness for sharp implements which lead to my first job as an assistant barber and surgeon to the now late King. The good sheriff, no doubt recognizing my talents appointed me to the position of Administrator of Torture.